swanqueenfeathers:

swanqueenfeathers:

tim drake as things my 4yo brother has said/done:

• “how many chicken nuggets can i buy with seven pennies?”
• Tim: im tired
  Bruce: okay?
  Tim: (literally just falls asleep then and there)
• sleeps sideways on the bed so that he can stick his feet under the legs of whoever is with him, for warmth
• Tim, walking past a mirror: oh is that me? i think that i am a little too handsome
• asks for a “batman motorcycle” for christmas every year
• Tim: I want to wear the plaid and stripes!
  Jason: tim no you can’t they don’t match.
  Tim: so? im a kid nobody will care.
• Tim: can a boy wear makeup?
  Steph: yeah if they want i guess
  Tim: good because Jason needs some
• sleep walks and then wakes up and says, “oh! im lost.”
• makes sure everyone can hear him dragging a chair across the floor so they know he needs help reaching something up high 
• cried for about 5 minutes then suddenly stopped and said “okay, im better now”

• every time i playfully threaten my brother with violence he just. dares me to go thru with it like i pretended to almost drop him down the stairs and all he did was go dead weight in my arms and say “do it. drop me” like?! that’s Tim
• “it’s okay if others dont like me, because I think im beautiful”
• “if I had all the money in the world, I would buy a whole buncha chicken nuggets.”
• Tim: I love shopping with Bruce. He buys me stuff if I act extra cute
• Tim, sleep deprived, looking down at his Superman pajamas with tears in his eyes: I hope Batman won’t be mad at me if I wear superman tonight