glumshoe:

the-rose-in-bloom:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

when I was a kid my mom had to intervene and make me stop saying “farewell” instead of “goodbye” because elderly relatives complained that it sounded like I expected them to die before I could see them again

people complain that my manner of writing is “stilted” and “pretentious” NOW but hooooly hell you should have seen it when I was a kid

I shit you not, the first line in one of my journals was “I am but a lass of nine years of age.”

hey Ship…..quick question…………..are you me?

I am but a lass of nine years of age.

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