yourplayersaidwhat:

[Context: It’s the big final boss fight; a lot of spell slots were exhausted during the previous fight and people are going down a lot.]

Druid: *wounded badly while healing teammate* Hey, Cleric..! Wanna try doing your job?!
Cleric: Hey Druid! Why don’t YOU do your fucking job?!
Druid:
Druid: What the fuck do you want me to do?!
Druid: Plant flowers?
Druid: Talk to animals?!
Druid: Cast Tree Stride and get the fuck out of here?!!55