a collection of my favourite gay memes:
– i am a TWUNK a combination of TWINK and HUNK
– so which one is the x and which one is the x (but replacing it with increasingly ridiculous comparisons a la the ‘feudal lord’ discourse)
– using bland straight people names to express frustration with the hets eg ‘well, DEBORAH’
– move, im gay
– ‘[mild inconvenience] is homophobic’
– macklemore invented the gays with his hit song ‘same love’
– macklemore died for the gays
– macklemore didnt die for THIS
– *touches anything* its gay now
– calling things ‘gay’ in the same way straight people do because reclaiming things that are used to hurt us is what we do
– ‘as a cissexual heterogender……..’
– acting disgusted when ur straight friends do anything pda
– ‘not to be a stereotype, but-’add ur own memes pls its part of our culture
– wow I can’t believe that [anything with a rainbow on it] is gay now
-[anything from totally understandable to completely out there] is gay culture
ex: flannels are gay culture, shoveling dirt until i pass out and die is gay culture
-Harold…
-i bought a rainbow backpack
-the “Ellen” line plummeting after Ellen Degeneres and Ellen Page came out on the graph of “popular Christian baby names”
-don’t gays have a power bottom thing?
-I can’t be homophobic, I was on Glee
-“hey I’m lesbian” “I thought you were american”
-Earring Magic Ken doll
-knowing the exact tune/rhythm of “two bros, sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay”
-bottom opression
-everyone making fun of how clueless every butch lesbian is about flirting
Using different adjectives and phrases to describe what kind of gay you are, ie a functional but chaotic gay or a can’t hear gay