Name for the Druid

yourplayersaidwhat:

It was my husbands first run as dm and we had some friends over, my character who was a gnome(minka) which was obsessed with names was taking to our elf Druid who had none

Minka: so you don’t have a name?!

Druid: no I never had use for one living alone in the forest

Minka: well I’m sure we can figure out one eventually, I’ll help!

*much later and the Druid has been downed 3 times, done no damage and rolled a nat 1 while attempting to heal someone which resulted in them not being able to use their left arm which would be fine if it wasn’t our fighter who decided his character would be left handed*

Minka: I think I’ve chosen your name Druid

Druid: oh and what’s that

Minka: blithering idiotic ass fuck

Druid: I don’t think I like that

*for the rest of the session my gnome would call the Druid ass fuck*