late-to-the-fun:

enygmass:

I bet Gotham University has a rule that if a supervillain attacks the school during an exam all participants pass, which means you know for a fact every student is hoping their exam time is the exact moment Scarecrow decides to fight the Profs

Do you think students write to him the week before finals and beg him to terrorize campus? Some send money and others write down as many idiotic things done by their professors as they can (especially the ones Jon is known to hate)?

I bet he keeps them. Brings the best ones with him to read to the fear gassed faculty.

Jonathan: Says here that ya told your Clinical Psychology 101 students that, and I’m quoting here, “medication is fundamentally unnecessary when a patient sees a renowned psychologist such as myself.”

Gotham Professor: OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Jonathan: Now George, ya know as well as I do that the majority of mental health issues improve under a combination of medicine and therapy. NOT by therapy alone.

George: GET THEM OFF OF ME! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!!

Jonathan: Not to mention, recommending yourself as a therapist to your students is a direct conflict of interest. The hierarchal power structure inherent in teaching gives the power to the professor, while in a therapeutic relationship it should belong to the patient.

George: THEY’RE IN MY EYES!!!!

Jonathan: And that’s just the first of the complaints I’ve received about your… ah… teachin’. Now, why in Sam Hell would ya ever have a 40 page paper due the same week as the exam?!

George: THEY’RE EATING MY BRAIN!!!