coyote-prophet:

vampireapologist:

thor is that chad looking dude pathetic men try to say is the enemy and he’s always sort of messing around in class so u think he’s sort of an ass but one night you end up at the same party as him and find out he’s the DD for everyone there. He makes 15 trips. He carries four grown men into their dorms on his shoulders and makes sure they pass out on their sides so they’re safe but not until he makes all of them drink a glass of water.

then he asks everyone else who’s still conscious if they want to go to steak n’ shake before the night ends. he pays for all the shakes.

I’ve never read a more accurate description of Thor in my life