frownyalfred:

Someone PLEASE tell me how Bruce’s conversation with Lucius Fox went when he decided to buy an entire bank out in Kansas in the middle of the night with no explanation. Because knowing Bruce, he just “expensed” it and Fox didn’t notice until a week later, when a terrified accountant brought a signed contract to his office. 

Like??? How did that go? 

“–claims you bought a bank.”

“Oh, that.”

“Well?”

“I bought a bank.”

“An entire bank.”

“Yepp.” 

“…can I ask why?”

“I’d rather you didn’t.”

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