fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that
nsa: it’s 3AM, please only read one-shot pwps, please dear god
cia: that’s a really specific au search ya weirdo.
#we humans have that peculiar ability to turn the worst stupidest dystopian situations#into stuff we can laugh grimly at#i appreciate that (via @the-nothing-maker)