knightinironarmor:

facts about tony stark:

• fixes tractors and chops wood upon request
• wears flannel
• wants a farm
• calls drax “mr clean”
• gives back peter’s suit in a brown paper bag
• complains about coffee grounds in the sink disposal
• calls pepper “honey”
• makes everyone green smoothies in lidded cups
• makes clint’s medical appointment over the phone
• keeps kids’ drawings lying around the house
• has “date nights” with his S.O. who runs a big company
• goes to therapy

conclusion:

• maverick genius businessman tony stark, the iron man, is a trophy housewife