taylortut:

langsty-mc-langstface:

jheselbraum:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

sorry, I forgot one

type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’

Type 1.5: Canon is a good but I churn out nothing but AUs anyway

Type 5: this charecter should suffer more

reblog if you’re type 5