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thatsthat24:

Lender’s Paranoia 🖌 (W/ @originalshortdude)

Camden: Hey, can I borrow a pen?

Thomas: Oh! Sure. (he hands the pen to Camden)

Camden: Thanks.

Thomas: No problem.

Camden: Man, this is a nice pen!

Thomas: Yes… it is. And you’re gonna give it back, right?

Camden: …yes.

Thomas: I didn’t like the uncertainty there.

Camden: Why would I not give it back?

(Thomas quickly stands up)

Thomas: GIVE ME THE PEN, CAMDEN!

Camden: AH! I’m almost done!

Thomas: Wrap (he claps) it (claps) up! Wrap (claps) it (claps) up!

Camden: There! There! I’m done.

Thomas: Good. Now slowly… hand the pen back to me.

Camden: Take it! Jeez… (Camden gives the pen back to Thomas)

Thomas: Thank you! Sorry, it’s just… you can never be too cautious.

Terrence: Isn’t that my nice pen I let you borrow?

Thomas: Bye! (he runs away)