biggreenmememachine:

lilaccatholic:

political-zombie:

the-penandthe-sword:

lilaccatholic:

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I thought the customary thing to leave out for Cap was apple pie, and perhaps a good beer or hard cider?

Captian America knocks on your front door. You answer. You invite him him for whatever gifts you offer. He shakes his head and graciously declines whatever you have to offer. “There’s no price for freedom and you don’t need to reward me for doing what’s right.” He teaches you a valuable lesson on doing the right thing even in hard times and ends on a hearty handshake. With a nod and then a beat, he dead sprints to your chimney and runs up it to go to the next house.

You guys keep making my crappy post a thousand times better

Happy Birthday, Steve!