the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
So I sent this post around my friend groups and I think we got it all figured out:
Denny’s is more of a chaotic verse, but Applebee’s is definitely a bottom, so in their relationship Denny’s tops pretty much exclusively (sorry @yarking)
Denny’s and Applebee’s are in an open relationship, with Denny’s being the more sexual one and often hooks up with Olive Garden and IHOP. Denny’s is usually a power bottom with them.
Applebee’s recently brought up the idea of a poly relationship because, while Applebee’s has mostly been mono, they’ve been developing strong romantic feelings for IHOP
Denny’s is totes cool with this and is open to exploring their romantic self with others too
Chili’s is jealous of Applebee’s relationship with Denny’s but tries to ignore it; they’re happy for Applebee’s and is in a great mono relationship with TGIF
Ocharly’s is a white fuckboy
Fiesta is a lowkey relationship anarchy kind of person that is romantically and/or sexually involved with Chili’s, Applebee’s and Denny’s. There’s not real labels between either relationships as they just kind of are what they are
Red Lobster is a dominatrix who’s been with pretty much everyone at some point but is now basically everyone’s mother figure and they all go her for spiritual guidance
Everyone except Waffle House; no one really likes them except for IHOP
IHOP is a closeted Trans guy, who is changing their name to IHOB, but hasn’t come out yet for a variety of reasons.
One of my friends drew up a relationship diagram for clarity:
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