chiribomb:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

im gonna take this moment and do something I’ve been meaning to for a while now

I’d like to clear the air and clarify my stance because I know a lot of you are probably wanting to know this too, so here it is

i don’t LIKE elmo. i wouldn’t even say he’s one of my top ten muppets I’d hang out with. he’s a benevolent chaos god in the body of a four year old, and he quite possibly has the ability to overcome death it’s self as evidence by his goldfish being alive for 25 fucking years

BUT for this very reason, I RESPECT elmo. he’s cheerful, regardless of what lays under his decieving fur, he loves kids, and most importantly he is RED. (A trait I both appreciate, and admire)

i don’t like Elmo. I respect him. Would I hang out with him? Probably not.

I hope this clears stuff up and if anyone has questions feel free to hit me up! I don’t mind clarifying if you still are confused

im so fucking sorry this was supposed to go on my puppet blog oh my god

I’m ngl I saw a big block of text and was totally prepared to just scroll right on by when the words “I RESPECT Elmo” just grabbed me by the shirt collar and shook me down for spare change