Introducing the Uncle Friend

neurodivergent-crow:

snakewife:

• distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
• has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
• absolutely should not be in charge
• absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
• you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
• wants to help you out when you’re sad???
• may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
• absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
• you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

Oh god I’m an Uncle Friend