twilightisgaynow:

twilightisgaynow:

you’d think edward cullen – a dude who’s like 110 years old and has multiple degrees and is incredibly smart – would come up with a better excuse than ‘it’s the, uh, fluorescence’ and just walking away

#all the schooling in the world can’t cure dumbass (via @zoovweemomma) 

this is it. this completely defines edward cullen.