glumshoe:

glumshoe:

how to understand your spider’s behavior

1.) guess

2.) give up because tarantulas behave in mysterious ways… perhaps they are molting. perhaps they are responding to ley lines.

Things I have learned from my rancho:

1.) There is Good Dirt and there is Bad Dirt. I am not smart enough to tell the difference, but it is very important.

2.) Some crickets are for eating. Some crickets are for ignoring. Some crickets are just for playing tag with all night, apparently.

3.) “Why are you hanging from the ceiling? You’re a terrestrial species!” “I do as he commands, the voice of the night, the beast of eternal darkness!” “Well, stop that. You’ll hurt yourself.”

4.) Some days, it’s a good day to molt. SIKE! That day will never come. Just months of teasing and fake outs.  

5.) Having wet toes is a violation of one’s personal rights.