djmixedtape:

seagender:

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

I took a class during my senior year of high school called “Special Topics” because I wanted a blow off class but in reality it turned out to be this old conservative wrestling coach who just sat at his desk and talked about random things with heavy right-wing undertones and I absolutely hated it and it was the biggest mistake of my life but ANYWAYS

One time “we” were discussing traffic accidents and drunk driving and things of that nature, and this man deadass said “now fellas, I know it’s gay to use a straw but it’s safer than having a cup block your vision while you’re driving” and I was like

HE REALLY SAT THERE AND SAID IT WAS GAY TO USE A STRAW.