glumshoe:

killjoy-with-a-spoon:

glumshoe:

My grandfather keeps calling iPhone emojis “Ouija boards”.

Earlier he was raving about romaine lettuce being contaminated with “tuberculosis”.

Your grandfather is an old soul. Perhaps older than you know. Respect him. He has much to offer.

I mean, last year he went on a rant about how what America really needs is a dictator so I’d say anything he has to offer has long expired.