relationshipanarchist:

property-is-theft:

marxist-meninism:

twinkcommunist:

afloweroutofstone:

twistedbutcute:

letsgomindthestore:

hotgothgf:

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

capitalism is the generally ritualistic practice of eating the flesh of one’s own species

No, that’s cannibalism. Capitalism is the scientific name of the plant you smoke when you want to relax

No, that’s cannabis. Capitalism is an electronic handheld device that’s used for doing math.

No that’s a calculator. Capitalism is the eastern European mountain range mostly in Romania.

No, that’s the Caucasus. Capitalism is a fat worm that becomes a butterfly. 

No that’s a caterpillar. Capitalism is when you have your testicles removed.

no that’s just me when i’m bored on a friday night