yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Our Dm was answering questions before we started since a lot of us are new. This is a conversation between the DM, me our tiefling sorc, T our elf rogue, M our warforged paladin, and A our half elf monk.

Me: so can a water skin hold any liquid

DM: if it isn’t acidic then yes, why?

T: I swear to fucking god if this is like the goats again (i had priory asked if i could buy 95 goats)

Me: Could i potentially fill it with blood?

M: Why the fuck does the tiefling need a sack of blood?!

A: How would you even get that much blood safely

Me: Well i was going to lead up to asking if since i’m a favored soul if i could throw it at demons like holy water, also leeches

DM: your blood isn’t holy enough to smite demons

Me: can i still put it in a water skin?

T: NO YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR BLOOD IN A WATER SKIN

Me: What about a vial?

T: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS

Me: I wish to throw it at people when i get bored

everyone:…..

T: You aren’t allowed to ask any more questions

This is after i asked about having an army of goats, a bow made of satyr horns, if i could buy a child as a weapon, and if someone could potentially romance one of my goats. No one lets me ask questions anymore.