tumblr users: hey uhhh there’s a pornbot epidemic, you guys should fix that
staff: pfffffff, deal with it, chumps
app store: [removes tumblr for being chock-full of inappropriate content]
staff:
staff: okay so we should deal with this
tumblr users: thank god finally
staff: *starts deleting actual blogs with real people and not the porn bots*
tumblr users:

