in 3rd grade I broke my arm trying to impress my crush by beating him in a roller skating contest because that’s how crushes work
my cast was red and I couldn’t use a pencil for 3 months but the important thing is I won, i was the victor
also I once flirted with an attractive doctor while having my eyebrow stitched up and I got her to laugh, so yes I am that chaotic bi bitch
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Gay Ryan 