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pussypisces:

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: So you arrive at your front door, you notice that the windows are closed, the radio is off and the house is dark.
Private Investigator: But when I left, the windows were open and the radio was on?
DM: Exactly.
Private Investigator: …. Yeah, I’ll just call the cops.
DM: But….
…. okay, I did not expect you to be this rational.