My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.
not to take a joke post seriously but this is literally the ideal period humor because
1.) no gendered language
2.) no assumption that people only use tampons (weirdly prevalent??? in discussions about periods)
oh my god i was having a shitty day but then i remembered that maned wolves exit. what good kids they have the Perfect amount of leg and i lov them
look at this child?????? incredible??? showstopping????? i can’t believe every single werewolf in fiction is one of these i don’t make the rules this is a fact
such good legs!!!!!! such good ears!!!!!! a treasure
these children are Human People and i love them
THIS IS AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF LEG
u fool……..u imbecile….how could u be,, so Blind,,,,,this is the Perfect and Most Ideal Amount Of Leg™
What this means is, that ever single one of the following
Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight
but what an incredible journey he had getting there
some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand
Gay Ryan 