btw in case y’all thought the part about being able to fit a switch in these pockets was a joke: it’s not
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if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january
Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol
My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..
Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
Up your game this year, OP.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???
So none of the pictures are loading but I already know this and I gotta reblog
Venom: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Eddie asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Eddie: what kind of animal is the pink panther?
Venom, already taking off their clothes: Eddie you’re so fucking stupid.
you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.
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