peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
Pretty sure I’ve read this comic
@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even
I am sorry Cable looks like that
I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much
Would involve this guy as the pseudo dad of the group
Plus this guy as the mastermind
Oh with this guy as the “enabler” but also “dad’s ass kisser”
With the addition of this cutie (cuz they are gonna need a straight guy to “bully” 🤣) (course he is *NOT* straight, he is in a queer and happy relationship with his alien S/O, infact, the only one in a long lasting relationship 😌)
And this guy as the “cold straight guy” (we need him to be the “moral compass” and to bail the boys out of trouble)
i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!
Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.
cis peeps: ok ok ok…..except we’ll still make them…but! we’ll call them… ~cisswaps~!
trans peeps: no just stop-
cis peeps:
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presentation play!
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trans peeps: no thats-
cis peeps:
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spectrum slide!
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trans peeps: trans headcanons!
cis peeps: idk…. that’s really disrespectful to trans ppl…. and canonically, those characters aren’t trans =/ you don’t have to make everything be about ur gender identity u know!!
idk…. that’s really disrespectful to trans ppl…. and canonically, those characters aren’t trans =/ you don’t have to make everything be about ur gender identity u know!!
Gay Ryan 