biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

in 3rd grade I broke my arm trying to impress my crush by beating him in a roller skating contest because that’s how crushes work

my cast was red and I couldn’t use a pencil for 3 months but the important thing is I won, i was the victor

also I once flirted with an attractive doctor while having my eyebrow stitched up and I got her to laugh, so yes I am that chaotic bi bitch

topmemesdeluxe:

latterdaytaints:

topmemesdeluxe:

When my boyfriend says “wig” in front of the cashier at Michaels while we’re buying Christmas ornaments and I know our cover is blown as a gay couple and he just outed himself as a bottom

You were two men buying Christmas ornaments in a craft store. There was never a cover believed that you were a couple of straight bros

I hate y’all

lotsofflailing:

Pre-serum Steve: Go big or go home!

Bucky, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Steve. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Steve, whispering: I’m going big.

magnumpicactus:

link-is-a-twink:

You’ve yeed your last haw

that’s true