oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

gofoxelectronika:

dr-woodsprite:

straightuplance:

baltimore-baby2002:

coffee-fueled-disaster:

dead-meme-necromancer:

science-jumps:

catgoatsnake:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

don’t live with me if you’re not prepared for me to occasionally jump out from under your bed

me having a mental breakdown: I’m so useless

Gaud, unnaturally quickly shooting out from under my bed: NO FEELING BAD IN MY HOUSE

Me: get outta my house

Gaud, already resting feet on my dresser, :

Me: I have school, please.

Gaud, who has set up a hammock under my loft bed: all your jackets are mine now

Me, folding the laundry: are you going to help?

Gaud, setting up a blanket fort by my desk: nah

Me, waking up for school at 5:30 with an alarm: I told you you’d regret this

Gaudy: I will consume your teachers

Me, changing for the third time: Jesus i look horrible today.

Gaud, slaps me: Be an anarchist. Love yourself. Love yourself out of spite.

Me, coming home from 36-hour shift collapses onto the bed without so much as a greeting.

Gaud, the mother hen *muttering*, removes my shoes and puts a comforter on me and promptly goes back under the bed.

Imagine ALL OF THIS, but with Eddie and Venom.

i’m basically a symbiote

antifainternational:

Oh, are you in for a TREAT!  Sit back now and let us explain it as we understand it:

The world welcomed what has to be the most city-appropriate sports mascot in history when the Philadelphia Flyers introduced us all to Gritty on September 24th.  While the upper crust clutched their pearls in shock and called Gritty “them most terrifying mascot in the NHL”, anyone from Philly or who’s been to Philly or watched an episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia understood that Gritty embodied all that is the City of Brotherly Love in one deranged orange package. 

above: from Gritty’s first tweet.

Besides Gritty, Philadelphia is also home to some legendary antifa crews like Philly Antifa + a decades-long history of fucking nazis UP!  So, with Trump threatening to visit town on October 2nd, local antifa drafted their new homie with this banner:

That’s all it took.  A couple of Philly antifa + a Gritty banner + social media.  This particular photo spread like wildfire on Twitter (which our own collective would like to take some credit for!) and by the next day media outlets like The Daily Beast were reporting that Gritty was antifa!  Less than a week later, the motherfucking Wall Street Journal ran a boo-hoo column crying about Gritty being antifa!  The icing on this whole delicious cake came about three weeks after Trump was unwelcomed to town when Philadelphia city council issued a formal resolution welcoming Gritty to town that also recognized him as having “been widely declared antifa!” 

The next thing you know, barely a month after Gritty’s first appearance, and maybe 20 Proud Boys get run out of town by 1000+ Philadelphians carrying homemade Gritty antifa signs and banners:

cosplaying Gritty:

and chanting “WHOSE STREETS? GRITTY’S STREETS!”

And that, friend, is how Gritty became antifa.

P.S. Peppa Pig is an anarchist!

kuboe:

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

thevoidiliketoshoutinto:

pumpkinsforsale:

Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It’s going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh

Ryan Reynolds: ME

Ryan Reynolds: I’LL DO IT

Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER

pochowek:

fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.