flouryhedgehog:

glumshoe:

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”
Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”
Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”
Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

angelsaxis:

birdghost:

hornedbooty:

a-sadist-at-play-45:

hornedbooty:

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.

oooo!!! buzzkill syndrome, i see. a true example, what a case study.

someone is angery!!!

what a bitche