tiny-septic-box-sam:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

There are 4 types of responses to this post

1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”

2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”

3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am

4)


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amtrax:

underlust-sins:

amtrax:

this is. too fucking dumb for me not to do. @yungterra

OP how high were you when you made this…..? It’s terrifying.

Sometimes people aren’t high when they’re weird. Sometimes people are just weird. This is one of those times.

aquarianmm:

lilacbreastedroller:

filipinawitch:

lilacbreastedroller:

kcloveletter:

lilacbreastedroller:

i think high heeled winter boots are the cruelest trick played on women. here’s some footwear specifically designed for cold weather and rough, slick terrain, but we went ahead and made it less functional so you can look more fuckable. don’t slip baby! that’s it that’s womenswear distilled down to its purest core

my thoughts exactly but also about high-heeled hiking boots

high heeled WHAT NOWS

But have you seen the Teva hiking/working stiletto?

UM

What the fuck