I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”
My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.
I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.
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Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”
And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.
I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.
op will not die of natural causes
That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts
My cousin is on fb talking about how if her kid ever comes out gay, she’ll still love him but ppl out here “thinking they need to get sex transplants when god made us how we are for a way” is the EXACT reason I never go to my grandmas for holiday functions.
Bitch said sex transplants
FOUR PEOPLE appreciated this “hot take”
“God made us all how we are for a way!”
This post is so incoherent like it starts out sounding like ok be open about who you are and then you realize oh no this is an idiot who doesn’t understand how words work
i really don’t know what a fortnite dance is. i see a little fella doing a dance i’m like “rock on” no idea where he learned it. don’t care. his moves are fuckin raw
all i know is gen z is gonna shred at school dances while all my white ass high school could do was the cha cha slide
Gay Ryan 