friends, I’m obsessed with Pokemon Go again, the game has gotten sooooo much better recently, so if you want my Trainer Code so we can be Friends in the app, please message me! 🙂
i can not catch a snorlax for love nor money
ME NEITHER and I think it’s become my mission in life. 😩
I caught mine the first week the game was out, he was in the middle of the road. I have never seen another one.
hhhhh, that’s the way I always hear it told, too.
like a fable. or a Moby Dick story. and always so wistful.
I might get down on my knees and cry like I finally beat a Dark Souls boss, if I ever catch one.
Yup I looked it up just cuz I was curious and I caught him 5 days after they released the game
*gasps*
look at him. so round. so cute. so upside down teethy. a perfect big boi. here he is!
If you love the round ones do you love spheal and wailmer too??
Yes, I do!! I wanna squeeze Wailmer like whoa. and Spheal is just ‘squeeeeeal’! 😀
Context: Our Dm was answering questions before we started since a lot of us are new. This is a conversation between the DM, me our tiefling sorc, T our elf rogue, M our warforged paladin, and A our half elf monk.
Me: so can a water skin hold any liquid
DM: if it isn’t acidic then yes, why?
T: I swear to fucking god if this is like the goats again (i had priory asked if i could buy 95 goats)
Me: Could i potentially fill it with blood?
M: Why the fuck does the tiefling need a sack of blood?!
A: How would you even get that much blood safely
Me: Well i was going to lead up to asking if since i’m a favored soul if i could throw it at demons like holy water, also leeches
DM: your blood isn’t holy enough to smite demons
Me: can i still put it in a water skin?
T: NO YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR BLOOD IN A WATER SKIN
Me: What about a vial?
T: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS
Me: I wish to throw it at people when i get bored
everyone:…..
T: You aren’t allowed to ask any more questions
This is after i asked about having an army of goats, a bow made of satyr horns, if i could buy a child as a weapon, and if someone could potentially romance one of my goats. No one lets me ask questions anymore.
tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.
Gay Ryan 