Gay Ryan

this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to be a serious drop that was going to give me whiplash, but when it arrived i still wasn’t ready for it

golddustdyke:

at the end of the day i’m just a rock that has googly eyes and a cowboy hat on. i don’t know how i’m typing

typeswriters:

yall ever start writing and something so much darker than what u planned to write comes out and ur like ‘u ok in there’ to urself

16ruedelaverrerie:

Proposal: DPD Central Station as a nightmare chaos battleground packed full to the brim with tsundere assholes

“Nines, thanks for the coffee,” says Gavin. “N-not that I enjoyed it or anything!”

“I happened to be in the break room and merely wished to empty out the coffee machine,” says RK900. “It– it wasn’t like I was thinking of you or anything!”

“B-BAKA!” shouts Hank. “IT DOESN’T WARM MY HEART AT ALL TO WITNESS THIS TENDER EXCHANGE!”

“I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I SINCERELY MEAN IT,” yells Fowler

tearfulskeleton:

i-am-a-fish:

since the holidays are comin up I thought I should share my wishlist *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

kaptainandy:

“i can very quickly take the self-esteem tower of terror from one extreme to the next.”

(source)

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

hip-hip-bourree:

ronandhermy:

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood?

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

unclefather:

laddermatch:

a weapon to surpass metal gear

do you want to try prime