Gay Ryan

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

lux-rae:

you’ve heard of mom friends now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. they suggest every single impulsive thought that runs thru their head like “hey what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night” to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop

eldest sibling friend

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

rachelofcyberia:

catchymemes:

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

decimdingus:

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

the10ne1yweird0:

skelefolk:

murkmen:

honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit

you dont even need to do that its canon that the symbiotes just need one chemical from people and its also found in chocolate so you get to be huge and sexy and eat a bunch of chocolate

With the right brain chemistry, you dont even need to do that. Phenethylamine, the chemical in chocolate that symbiotes crave, is naturally produced by your brain when you’re in love. Therefore, if you love and cherish your goth symbiote gf, you can be big and sexy with NO consequences.

LOVE is stored in the SYMBIOTE.