mursejesse:

silent-calling:

niggazinmoscow:

cheat code

… Okay that’s actually kind of clever.

Other pro-tip; before you save as PDF, change the font size to 1 so it takes up as little space as possible and doesn’t make any unsightly text gaps.

Advanced level: put it in a text box behind your actual text and it won’t be visible at all.

Tips for the perfect cat eye?

bisexualdemondean:

bisexualdemondean:

bisexualdemondean:

thelionthewolf99999:

bisexualdemondean:

Cas wants me to tell you that all cat’s eyes are perfect

Are they Cas?

Are they all perfect!?

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I had to physically rip my computer out of his hands before he could chastise you so you’re welcome

How can you possibly imply aesthetic imperfection about a creature that has provided humor and smiles to hundreds of thousands of people across the entire world?

That, in of itself, should be enough to give that cat the label of “perfect” and if you won’t then I will.

I’m changing my FUCKING password again

kimbysaysgo:

thatpettyblackgirl:

https://museumandmemorial.eji.org/

A gentle reminder that the “last lynchings” were between 1981-1991, so
it’s less than 40. The CRA act was passed 54 years ago. Not enough
people want to hear or remember that.

y’all should remember that lynching is the extralegal murder for an alleged offense without a legal trial. Of course these cases of people dying at the hands of police is a lynching.

relationshipanarchist:

property-is-theft:

marxist-meninism:

twinkcommunist:

afloweroutofstone:

twistedbutcute:

letsgomindthestore:

hotgothgf:

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

capitalism is the generally ritualistic practice of eating the flesh of one’s own species

No, that’s cannibalism. Capitalism is the scientific name of the plant you smoke when you want to relax

No, that’s cannabis. Capitalism is an electronic handheld device that’s used for doing math.

No that’s a calculator. Capitalism is the eastern European mountain range mostly in Romania.

No, that’s the Caucasus. Capitalism is a fat worm that becomes a butterfly. 

No that’s a caterpillar. Capitalism is when you have your testicles removed.

no that’s just me when i’m bored on a friday night