“you should go back in your blog and make sure none of your posts are flagged”
um
no
Lisa is always speaking the truth
I’m not leaving tumblr until it’s literally unusable because
brain: what time is your appointment on wednesday?
me: 2:30
brain: you sure bout that, buddy?
*receives email re day/time of appointment*
me: see! 2:30
brain: you sure?
me: checks TWELVE MILLION TIMES just to be safe
brain: okay but consider this – why not check again
Friendly reminder that doctor suess was a hustler.
Can I get the reasoning behind this post
Doctor suess indulged in more than just green eggs and ham.
This porn blog just made the most powerful gut-wrenching addition to this post. I’ll miss y’all, shit.
y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th
me:
Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life
So what happened? Anyone got an update
That’s exactly what I was wondering
Nothing yet but the girl has a sense of humor
during the day: maannnn i can’t wait to get into bed and sleep tonight
*at night in bed for 5 hours*















