[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]
a burglar
a birbler
Tag: birbs
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
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this is so GOOD and PUre
I could honestly watch this all day
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY SO HERES ANOTHER REBLOG FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT SEEN THIS BEAUTY YET
Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.
(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)
Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”
It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.
please tell him i love him
Gay Ryan 