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during the day: maannnn i can’t wait to get into bed and sleep tonight

*at night in bed for 5 hours*

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

Once in a blue moon it hits the corner exactly and i get the miniscule amount of seritonin my brain is capable of producing.

ceruleanfuckup:

jover2013:

din0dan:

sophialurvesnetflixandchill:

showerthoughtsofficial:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

neural-pathways-of-a-poet:

@sendalittlesmile

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

Introducing the Uncle Friend

neurodivergent-crow:

snakewife:

distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)

has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–

absolutely should not be in charge

absolutely does not WANT to be in charge

you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff

wants to help you out when you’re sad???

may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case

absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween

you’ve never seen more impressive shoes

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

Oh god I’m an Uncle Friend