crappy descriptions of the sanders sides

what-even-is-thiss:

fluidityandgiggles:

what-even-is-thiss:

Logan: A faulty filing cabinet with anger management issues running a Windows 8 operating system

Patton: Lawful good and chaotic neutral pureed a blender and poured over a hyper intelligent five year old

Roman: Feminine theater gay stereotype and angry manly writer stereotype stuffed into a Halloween costume

Virgil: An overly sensitive car alarm with sass and self esteem issues.

Whatโ€™s Deceit?

Deceit: B+ theater student with all the credibility and moral integrity of a Donald Trump tweet.