Tag: wifey

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

trai-all:

ankewehner:

justareallyboredfangirl:

piraterey:

lemme tell you i am so fucking tired of angsty vampires. its enough. 

give me a newly-turned twenty-something vampire who hears about their newfound immortality and is like “thank god,” then proceeds to invest in some promising startups and fucks off to take a nap for two decades

give me a vampire thats only the tiniest bit phased at the blood diet because “eh, i tried paleo a while back and it was just as weird”

give me a vampire with self image issues who never has to avoid mirrors again because – bingo – no reflection

give me a genderqueer vampire who finally has an answer when someone asks their gender. “are you a boy or a girl?” “i am a vampire.” “but whats in your pants?” “fangs.” 

best of all, give me a vampire chick who is so stoked about being nocturnal because she’s never been able to walk alone after dark before and it’s nice to be able to walk her friends home and know theyre all safe with her

it’s funny that the most unrealistic and mythical part of this post is the twenty-something year old that doesn’t want to die

Not the part where the twenty-something vampire has enough money to invest?

Well, the twenty something vampire can stop wasting all their money on avocado toast… And food, and healthcare,

I think that OP was implying that the reason the twenty-something vampire was happy is that they can take a nap for two decades with no repercussions, which is the realest thing