Do NOT bother my boy.
DO. FUCKING. NOT.
What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.
WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE
Tag: wifey
No one can really choose who they fall in love with
Jake: Who the fuck-
Holt: Language.
Jake: Whom the fuck-
Holt: No.
When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother. They were furiously signing back and forth. Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing. My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”
If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Use your inside hands!”
USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM
Crystals for banishing someone:
Any of em if you throw em hard enough
This here’s my banishin’ rock.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
The stables have turned
i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
why is my pencil talking
why is your cat full of star wars sound effects
“I just feel so dead inside…”
“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”
reanimate my will to live
Wake me up inside
Gay Ryan 