at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and
It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying
That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?
HUH????

Hawke: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is—
Carver: Can’t we just have a nice family dinner for once?

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is
tour guide: people used to throw things down into this volcano as sacrifices for higher beings
me: huh?
tour guide: it was like gofundme but for gods
me: oooh

















