ooooooo that boi know he bad!🔥
That lean was crazy
Im convinced michael jackson possessed him
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ariana Grande Sings Bad News to Employees
remember when Ari made the word crotch sound angelicÂ
Her enunciation was really good in this video.
“Pack your shit and leave” I am a stan for life
Cronch
nut loaf
Bitch i thought that was rocks!
thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach
That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!
Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.
Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.
Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.
If they cheat the system then they earned it.
Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.
fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows
straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering
I took a class during my senior year of high school called “Special Topics” because I wanted a blow off class but in reality it turned out to be this old conservative wrestling coach who just sat at his desk and talked about random things with heavy right-wing undertones and I absolutely hated it and it was the biggest mistake of my life but ANYWAYS
One time “we” were discussing traffic accidents and drunk driving and things of that nature, and this man deadass said “now fellas, I know it’s gay to use a straw but it’s safer than having a cup block your vision while you’re driving” and I was like
HE REALLY SAT THERE AND SAID IT WAS GAY TO USE A STRAW.
you: braid my hair and call me prettyÂ
me:
This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap – Squirrel â—Ź literally â—Ź bites off more than he can chew !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4via imgur
Science
I love it
What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve
stop it steve
mood:
Gay Ryan 